from adam

[heroslayer]

Your Fortune Is: He who sits on upturned tack, rises above all.

Follow these wise words carefully.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Comments

[not_myfirstday]

How are you supposed to guide your day based on that?

[heroslayer]

Avoid sitting on any thumbtacks?

[not_myfirstday]

I guess? It just doesn't sound like the fortunes I've read before. Not even the crappy ones.

[heroslayer]

It was supposed to be a weird fortune.

Not that I don't get strange ones from normal fortune cookies. I think the last real one I had said something about me having an eye for beauty, and how I shouldn't lose it.

[not_myfirstday]

I get odd ones, but I never remember them.

[heroslayer]

The only reason I remember that one was because I thought it was funny.

[not_myfirstday]

See I could take that fortune at least a bit better in order to apply it to you? The one from the quiz doesn't seem to actually work.

[heroslayer]

Not really, but I might spend the day checking my seat for thumbtacks. Who knows who might think they're being funny?

[not_myfirstday]

Well maybe you shouldn't hang around trouble makers.

[heroslayer]

I like the trouble makers.

[not_myfirstday]

Well in general they are cooler.

[heroslayer]

And I'd be being a hypocrite, if I tried to avoid them.

[not_myfirstday]

Then I guess you'll just have to hope they are on good behavior today.

[heroslayer]

Guess so.

[not_myfirstday]

What are you placing those odds at? Out of curiosity, of course.

[heroslayer]

What? The odds that someone's going to put a thumbtack on my chair?

[not_myfirstday]

Well, that's a bit specific. I was looking for the good behavior aspect.

[heroslayer]

Mm. Knowing the people I know? I doubt my odds for them being on good behavior are very good.

[not_myfirstday]

Well that's unfortunate.

[heroslayer]

Maybe not. I'm not a fan of good behavior.

[not_myfirstday]

I guess things would be falling in your favor then, lucky you.

[heroslayer]

Definitely.

[not_myfirstday]

So even with the crappy cryptic fortune, your day still turned around.

[ooc: I am totally amused at how vague we can make their conversations!]

[heroslayer]

Like you said -- lucky me.

(ooc: LOL Yeah, me, too.)

[not_myfirstday]

Oh look at that! I get to be right about something, which is always nice.

[ooc: it's like I start out not knowing where to put the conversation and as it continues it doesn't even matter because it'll just go wherever]

[heroslayer]

I can imagine.

(ooc: They just do whatever they want. LOL Typical of them, I guess.)

[not_myfirstday]

I'm sure you've had your moments of being right too, you shouldn't have to imagine.

[ooc: Very typical of them. It's also seeing which one will push over that line too that will stick them in one verse or another]

[heroslayer]

I do, occasionally.