for thetenspot: ten halloween costumes you've worn

[heroslayer]

1. A cop (age 10)
2. The Grim Reaper (age 11)
3. A knight (age 12)
4. Dracula (age 13)
5. A ghost (age 14)
6. Mild-mannered watchmaker (age 25)
7. Serial killer (age 26)
8. Serial killer again (age 27)
9. The Phantom of the Opera in the Red Death outfit (age 28)
10. Baileigh Solis (age 29). What? She's going as me -- I had to return the favor.

Needless to say, I wasn't the most creative person, growing up -- or my mother wasn't, at least. I like to think I've gotten better as I've gotten older.


Muse: Gabriel Gray (Sylar)
Fandom: Heroes
Word Count: 80

Comments

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

10. Baileigh Solis (age 29). What? She's going as me -- I had to return the favor.

*Blinks.*

I do have to say that your choice of costume shows a great deal of imagination.

[heroslayer]

It started as a joke. It just sort of ... went from there.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I cannot wait to see you in her shoes.

[heroslayer]

I'm hoping for flats. I don't want to see how many times I can break my neck in one night.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...But I don't wear flats!

[heroslayer]

Can we at least avoid stilettos?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I have considered your request and deemed it to be not entirely unreasonable.

You know I'm just jerking your chain, you can wear your boots. I do own flats. They're...somewhere in the closet?

[heroslayer]

Imagine my relief.

I found you a coat, by the way.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh oh, I am so getting you these (http://www.jadedminx.com/maverick-8824.html)! HA!

Really? AWESOME! Now I just gotta figure out how to fake the hair without cutting it all off--cause if I cut it off, I'm pretty sure that's grounds for divorce.

[heroslayer]

... I actually might look halfway decent in those.

You could try straightening it and pinning it up? Or getting a wig?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

OTK is the style for the season!

I'm wondering if my hair'll pin up enough for me to do a short wig. More research is needed. The five o'clock shadow is pretty easy, eyeshadow works wonders.

[heroslayer]

Be glad I don't have a full beard.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't know that I would've agreed to dressing up as you if you did.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

No, it would certainly put a cramp on the festivities.

[heroslayer]

Apparently, I don't get off so easily.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Oh? Balleigh has told you that you must wear them?

[heroslayer]

Well, she says she doesn't wear flats, so.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Is trying desperately not to laugh.*

Hopefully you are not going to actually wear her shoes. You would never fit in them. You have man-sized feet.

[heroslayer]

She's getting me a pair in my size.

[is glad he's being amusing -- that was sort of the point]

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

They make them that large? *Winces a bit at the thought of cramming his toes into those pointy things.*

[heroslayer]

I guess so.

[yeah, he's not exactly looking forward to it, either, but he can't back out now. his pride won't let him]

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Are you going to wear a wig? Your hair is not quite long enough for hers.

[heroslayer]

I am, yeah. It's on order -- it should be here Monday.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

This will certainly be...something to see. *Yes, that's the polite way to put it. He really is trying not to laugh.*

[heroslayer]

Go ahead and laugh. It's funny.

[he's on to you, Hiro]

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

You have to admit, it is very funny. I want to see this.

[heroslayer]

Well, you're going to have to wait a week. Which isn't so bad.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

When we teleport in from Ireland.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to see you dressed up as Bee.

[heroslayer]

I'm starting to think I got the short end of the stick, here.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

It's possible.

[heroslayer]

At least I'm secure in my masculinity.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Though don't let her put you in stilettos, we don't need you breaking your ankles.

[heroslayer]

Yeah, I'm hoping she goes easy on me.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

You really don't think she's going to, do you?

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

Awww, how cute.

[heroslayer]

Which one?

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

Just thinking of you as a dweeby little kid in costumes.

[heroslayer]

Considering I was a dweeby little kid?

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

Of course you were.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd make a very beautiful Bee!

[heroslayer]

We'll see.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna wear makeup?

[heroslayer]

You know, I didn't think of that.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

I can help!